Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The RPG of Life - Sidequests

My laptop died about two weeks ago which is one reason my updates stopped. In the attempts to get Best Buy and Toshiba to honor the warranties it has become a bit of a hassle and what I realized to be a full fledged side quest in the spirit of Final Fantasy.

It more or less looked like this.

-Laptop broke.
-Slight angst but after a quick hunt found receipts and information for laptop.
-Call TW and get her to join me on a mission to drop of the laptop (and trip to the doctor afterwards for unrelated reasons)
-Attempt to deliver laptop to Best Buy.
-Stand in line at Best Buy with TW while having a very creepy and irate old man start to cause trouble.
-Watching for him to pull a gun I equipped the laptop and prepared to use it as a bludgeon tool.
-Creepy man was distracted by a manager so we survived the encounter and were able to be seen by a store clerk.
-Said clerk quickly diagnosed the broken hinges and dead hard drive as hardware failures and tells me I should have it back in about two-three weeks.

Time Passes...

-The laptop is sent to the factory, fixed and sent back to the store. However I am told I need to acquire: 'KEY ITEM Sacred Recovery Disk DVD'
-I balk. "Why am I required to find 'KEY ITEM Sacred Recovery Disk DVD'?" I ask. The clerk informs me that such KEY ITEMS are no longer included in the box when you buy computers.
-Slight angst and a scramble to find goods with which to barter with.
-After some hard work at brainstorming and using my chronic health issues and constant need for medication to my advantage... I put in numbers to have Insurance redeem all the Potions, Tonics and Tinctures I bought from CVS and credit my account with shinies.
-After a victory fanfare I sent TOSHIBA digital shinies and evidently will receive the 'KEY ITEM Sacred Recovery Disk DVD' in the mail sometime next week.
-Presumably after getting the disk I will go to Best Buy, attempt to give them the item and will have to fight off the combined forces of Cthulhu, Sephiroth, Kefka, Lavos, Giygas, The Archdemon, EX-Death, Zeromus, Ghaleon, Ganondorf, Sin, Izanami...and maybe a few kobolds or somethings to round things out.
-All of this so I might continue on my main quest of having a working laptop so I can finish my Main Quest of spreadsheet editing and get more shinies in order to repeat the above process.


Whew.

I will keep you posted as to how the final legs of this side quest will go.

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